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Today's COMEDYSMACK | November 01, 2007
Overheard
THE VEGGIE MONOLOGUES
OVERHEARD ONSTAGE: CHELSEA PERETTI
Vegans are vegetarians that don’t even eat milk or honey, cause it
takes animal labor to make those things. They’re like “I like cows!
And I like bees! More than the immigrants that pick the vegetables
that I eat...cause they don’t have fur! And they can’t fly.”
-Chelsea Peretti, Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
Web Shorts
COURTING CARBS
WEB SHORT: LOVE LETTERS
No, “Dear Fruits” isn’t the opening of a fan letter to The Wiggles. It’s one of many bizarre salutations featured in this memorable webshort from viral video maven Liam Sullivan (star of VH-1’s ”I Hate My 30’s”) about a series of revealing (and occasionally revolting) love letters. To give away more would be a crime on our part but you might wanna think twice before agreeing to share your dessert with this dude. (Warning: may not be suitable for persons under 18)
Web Shorts
HOLLYWOOD SCUFFLE
WEB SHORT: CELEBRITY OUTBREAK
Boasting more celebs than three seasons of “Dancing with the Stars,” Interweb sketch group The Pine Oaks Lodge’s pointed take on the paparazzi and the transient fame of 15-minuters like Mischa Barton hits the satirical bulls-eye while managing to sneak in shameless plugs for both In-N-Out Burger and Diet Shasta (those product placement people really earn their money). So...any truth to the rumor that the actors prepped for their roles by having Pierce Brosnan beat the snot out of them?
