By ‘witstream’

SmackTalk for 12/2

I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career. -Jim Gaffigan

SmackTalk for 11/8

I just read an article about Bank of America’s $6.23 billion profits and now there’s a $2.75 charge on my statement for “reading fees” -Erik Tanouye

SmackTalk for 10/26

I’m surprised there are Occupy Oakland protests – I didn’t think anyone who was rich would want to live in Oakland. -Erik Tanouye

SmackTalk for 10/19

by shap on October 18, 2011. [SmackTalk]

“Occupy Wall Street” should just shorten its name to “Wesleyan” -Jena Friedman

SmackTalk for 10/7

I like to impress the ladies by ordering everything in Spanish at a Chipotle. -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 10/3

I hope Doctors Without Borders is really thrilled that they finally shut down all those bookstores. -Wayne Federman

SmackTalk for 9/28

Happy Birthday, Google. What do you get the website that already has all of your personal data, banking info and browsing history? -Alex Blagg

SmackTalk for 9/22

R.E.M. should’ve waited ’til 2012 to break-up so they could capitalize on The End of the World As We Know It. -Rob Lathan

SmackTalk for 9/11

For his “Jobs Speech,” Obama should wear a tight black T-shirt, introduce a new Apple product, then say “And one more thing…” -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 9/1

Michele Bachmann wants to end the EPA and create a department focused on conservation. You know, like an environmental protection agency. —–The Indecider