By ‘stephen colbert’
Not So “N” Sync
Conservative radio host Laura Schlessinger has been dropping the “N-word” so much her radio show dropped her. She says people are twisting her words. Apparently she intended there to be an umlaut over the “N.”
Faithfully Unfaithful
In 1994, Newt Gingrich rode in as a knight in shining armor and seemingly saved our noble realm forever. Unfortunately, the immoral still abound. Including First Ladies who vacation outside the United States! Polygamists who marry clones! And men who cheat on wives who are dying of cancer! (Oh, wait, that last one was Newt).
Super Sighs
As Americans, our penchant for gluttony knows no bounds. From the tiniest (in age, not weight) grade schooler munching on a fruit roll-up salad to the mightiest (read: unable to tie shoes) adult feasting on pizza wrapped in fried chicken skin, we like our calories with a side of calories. And then we like bacon on top of that. Here’s Stephen Colbert with the scoop…
