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SmackTalk for 9/1

Michele Bachmann wants to end the EPA and create a department focused on conservation. You know, like an environmental protection agency. —–The Indecider

SmackTalk for 8/11

The most shocking thing about Michele Bachmann’s Newsweek cover is that Newsweek is still a magazine. -The Indecider

SmackTalk for 8/8

Things are going to get much, much, much worse before they get much, much worse. -Jim Earl

SmackTalk for 7/22

by shap on July 20, 2011. [SmackTalk]

“Michelle Bachmann’s husband is obviously gay” – Helen Keller (from Eli Braden)

SmackTalk for 7/15

The Kool-Aid Man: yet one more man of color depicted as constantly breaking into homes. -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 7/12

CASEY ANTHONY EDITION: “If I were dating Casey Anthony and she wanted to have a kid I’d say “How about we get a dog first and if you don’t kill it we can talk?””…”If I ever had a kid with Casey Anthony, I’d always say stuff like “Hey, Casey, be careful with that baby!” Because of what happened before.”…”Another thing is just, like, look, Casey- if you’re mad at your kid, just give her a time out or ground her maybe. What you did was extreme!” -Dave Hill

SmackTalk for 6/29

My biggest weakness as an employee? I didn’t actually show up for the interview and am talking to myself in the mirror right now. -Jill Morris

SmackTalk for 6/20

Not only did Anthony Weiner not get any sex, can you imagine how long it’ll be now until he does? -John Fugelsang

SmackTalk for 6/14

Wishing my “Dad” a skeptical Father’s Day. I’m not saying my mom ran around, I’m just saying I bear an uncanny resemblance to the FedEx guy. -MJ Offen

Smack Talk for 6/10

Anthony Weiner’s wife is pregnant. You can tell it’s his because the fetus just showed his penis in an ultrasound. -Guy Nicolucci