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“It’s a Wonderful Life” edited too much for television – George jumps off a bridge, right into a pile of cash from his friends. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 12/2
I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career. -Jim Gaffigan
SmackTalk for 11/8
I just read an article about Bank of America’s $6.23 billion profits and now there’s a $2.75 charge on my statement for “reading fees” -Erik Tanouye
SmackTalk for 10/26
by shap on October 26, 2011. [SmackTalk]
I’m surprised there are Occupy Oakland protests – I didn’t think anyone who was rich would want to live in Oakland. -Erik Tanouye
SmackTalk for 10/19
“Occupy Wall Street” should just shorten its name to “Wesleyan” -Jena Friedman
SmackTalk for 10/7
I like to impress the ladies by ordering everything in Spanish at a Chipotle. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 10/3
I hope Doctors Without Borders is really thrilled that they finally shut down all those bookstores. -Wayne Federman
SmackTalk for 9/28
Happy Birthday, Google. What do you get the website that already has all of your personal data, banking info and browsing history? -Alex Blagg
SmackTalk for 9/22
R.E.M. should’ve waited ’til 2012 to break-up so they could capitalize on The End of the World As We Know It. -Rob Lathan
SmackTalk for 9/11
For his “Jobs Speech,” Obama should wear a tight black T-shirt, introduce a new Apple product, then say “And one more thing…” -Rob Kutner
