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SmackTalk for 2/2
“Congrats to Mitt Romney on the coveted “Donald Trump Exploits My Campaign Just To Shill His Apprentice Premiere” award.” -John Fugelsang
SmackTalk for 1/27/12
I had a weird dream that Santorum, Romney and Newt were all yelling at each other cause they thought they could be President. -Jamie Kilstein
Smack Talk for 1/13/12
Lady Gaga’s recipe for good skin: spinach and orgasms. Also Popeye’s idea of a great weekend, btw. -Frank Santopadre
SmackTalk for 2011
by shap on January 7, 2012. [SmackTalk]
Sad to learn that the confetti dropped on Times Square was made by shredding orphans’ letters to Santa. -Joe Veix
“It’s a Wonderful Life” edited too much for television – George jumps off a bridge, right into a pile of cash from his friends. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 12/2
I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career. -Jim Gaffigan
SmackTalk for 11/8
I just read an article about Bank of America’s $6.23 billion profits and now there’s a $2.75 charge on my statement for “reading fees” -Erik Tanouye
SmackTalk for 10/26
I’m surprised there are Occupy Oakland protests – I didn’t think anyone who was rich would want to live in Oakland. -Erik Tanouye
SmackTalk for 10/19
“Occupy Wall Street” should just shorten its name to “Wesleyan” -Jena Friedman
SmackTalk for 10/7
I like to impress the ladies by ordering everything in Spanish at a Chipotle. -Rob Kutner
