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Tag Archives: smacktalk
Smack Talk for 9/8
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We’re not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. -Anthony Jeselnik
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Smack Talk for 9/7
Something’s wrong. I just spotted the Hamburger Helper glove, covered in blood and throwing himself into a dumpster. -Rob Kutner
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Smack Talk for 9/6
Looks like I survived the hurricane. Probably shouldn’t have eaten the cats. -Jason Sweeney
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Smack Talk for 9/3
There are 2 kinds of people in the world: people who correct you when you call Frankenstein’s monster “Frankenstein” and people who I like. -Pete Holmes
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Smack Talk for 9/2
You’d think there’d be a hostage situation at the Mystery Channel building. -Jim Gaffigan
Smack Talk for 9/1
A picture is worth a thousand words. So this tweet is worth seventeen thousandths of a picture. -Myq Kaplan
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Smack Talk for 8/31
New slogan for walnuts. “Walnuts: just a tiny bit more expensive than you’d think they’d be.” -Todd Barry
Smack Talk for 8/30
I’ve learned that saying, “I can’t wait to see the red carpet” works much better on Emmy night as opposed to on a first date. -Jon Friedman
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Smack Talk for 8/27
I wanna go on a reality competition TV show and be there just to make friends.-Matt Braunger
Smack Talk for 8/26
Does America really have time to be hateful against Mexicans AND Muslims? We MUST prioritize or both forms of racism will suffer. -Joe Randazzo
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