By ‘Rob Kutner’
SmackTalk for 1/18
Next James Bond novel to take place in Dubai. Bond seduces his most challenging love interest yet, “Ankles Galore.” -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 12/16
300 people trapped in snowstorms in Buffalo. Thousands more just plain trapped in Buffalo. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 12/6
Disney’s planned city, Celebration, FL, has its 1st murder. Disney officials cackle, “Right on schedule…” -Rob Kutner
Smack Talk for 11/17
by shap on November 16, 2010. [SmackTalk]
Charlie Rangel convicted on 12 of 13 ethics charges – or as it’s called in Congressional parlance, “overachieving” -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 11/2
I’d find these “Call a stranger and ask them to vote” appeals more enticing if they added, “Pants optional.” -Rob Kutner
Smack Talk for 10/27
“Dungeon Master” is the perfect term to describe both gaming function and residential status. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 10/21
I’m writing a screenplay about the totally amicable founding of LinkedIn. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 9/30
Snooki’s writing a novel. I can only assume it’s a searing indictment of academia. -Rob Kutner
Smack Talk for 8/9
Is it wrong to want to wrap Justin Bieber in Korans and mail him to Florida? -Rob Kutner
Smack Talk for 9/7
Something’s wrong. I just spotted the Hamburger Helper glove, covered in blood and throwing himself into a dumpster. -Rob Kutner
