By ‘Rob Kutner’

“It’s a Wonderful Life” edited too much for television – George jumps off a bridge, right into a pile of cash from his friends. -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 10/7

I like to impress the ladies by ordering everything in Spanish at a Chipotle. -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 9/11

For his “Jobs Speech,” Obama should wear a tight black T-shirt, introduce a new Apple product, then say “And one more thing…” -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 7/15

by shap on July 15, 2011. [SmackTalk]

The Kool-Aid Man: yet one more man of color depicted as constantly breaking into homes. -Rob Kutner

Apocalypse How

It’s May 21st, 2011! So celebrate The Rapture with Rob Kutner’s Apocalypse How and videos starring John Oliver, Kristen Schaal and Aasif Mandvi.

Smack Talk for 4/15

FoxNews report on Civil War: “Out-of-Control Government Regulators Try to Force Southern Businesses to Increase Labor Costs” -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 4/4

BREAKING: “Jeopardy”-Winning Computer Caught Partying with Charlie Sheen, Two Underage Roombas -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 3/21

Fox News is mad that the new Wonder Woman’s uniform has no stars? I’d think they’d object more to the “truth-telling lasso.” -Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 2/4

“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis indicted on gambling debts. Nice to see him lose his shirt for a change.-Rob Kutner

SmackTalk for 1/27

You can tell which are the Tea Partiers because when Obama approaches they discreetly clutch their wallets. -Rob Kutner