By ‘Onion News Network’
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile
What’s next, finding out that Willow Palin doesn’t support extending tax cuts for those making over $250,000? (from The Onion)
Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos
Next time you want to know what it’s like living in oppressive, communist China, just remove Perez Hilton and TMZ from your saved websites for a day…
Synonymous Sisters
When I lived in LA a few years back, I did one year hard time living just a block off Greek row near the USC campus. Everyday I’d see gaggles of cackling coeds swarming the sidewalks, all with the exact same bleached blonde hair, pink cell phones and attractive-but-annoying faces. What made it worse is that this was the year Star Wars: Attack of the Clones dropped, so everyone was nervous about clones to begin with.
Fortunately for everyone else, they’ve never revolted. Unfortunately for them, they leave their local SVU units with their work cut out for them…
Accidents Happen, Right?
by shap on September 14, 2010. [B-Roll,Smack]
Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
This video from The Onion News Network is exactly what it claims to be. Aside from being fake. That’s right, The Onion, we’re on to you.
Time After Time
TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults
Move over Highlights For Adults, Time has just released a new edition for people who are all growed up. It’s rated hard-PG, so don’t let the kids see it!
When the Meth Doesn’t Add Up
Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation’s Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer
Forget Pablo Escobar, forget that heroin kingpin Denzel Washington played in that movie loosely based on a true story, this Onion News Network report profiles a meth master that puts them all to shame.
