Master Debaters

Last week, the five official candidates for the Republican presidential nomination locked horns at a debate in South Carolina. Unfortunately, no one cared.

Fortunately, this past Saturday the unofficial heavyweight contenders for the GOP nomination met on the field of battle in New Hampshire. Much to Rep. Michele Bachmann‘s confusion, it was not the Lexington and Concord field of battle.

Nevertheless, Bachmann and a host of other all-star potential Republican candidates showed up. Including a couple you may have heard of… such as ex-Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) and ex-Birther Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond). Vive la Election 2012!

Faithfully Unfaithful

In 1994, Newt Gingrich rode in as a knight in shining armor and seemingly saved our noble realm forever. Unfortunately, the immoral still abound. Including First Ladies who vacation outside the United States! Polygamists who marry clones! And men who cheat on wives who are dying of cancer! (Oh, wait, that last one was Newt).