By ‘Modern Family’
OnStar or PornStar?
You know those OnStar commercials, where the automated voice promises to come to the aid of drivers in need? Well the people who made this parody (including “Dylan” from Modern Family) do. They had to. Otherwise, how else would they have known to parody it? Unless…they’re all Jedi knights? (Not as implausible as it might seem at first.)
Preordained and Unrestrained
This Onion article proves once and for all that Nostradamus was the Craig Kilborn to TV Guide‘s Johnny Carson.



