Methletes

The Super Bowl is this weekend. But if you’re over the whole football thing, Onion SportsDome has got fans of alternative sports covered. Check out this clip of their stellar coverage of the National Crystal Meth Hallucination League.

When the Meth Doesn’t Add Up

Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation’s Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer

Forget Pablo Escobar, forget that heroin kingpin Denzel Washington played in that movie loosely based on a true story, this Onion News Network report profiles a meth master that puts them all to shame.