By ‘Funny or Die’
Keep It In Your Pants
Are you a guy who has trouble keeping it in his pants? This music video was made specifically for you.
Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High!
The great Jimmy McMillan just got done running for Governor of NY with “The Rent Is Too Damn High!” party. He wanted to make sure we all knew the rent was too damn high.
Now, he’s moved on to an even more pressing issue. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that he runs for office in 2012 on the “Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High!” ticket. Because I’m pretty sure Charlie Sheen will still be too high, too damn high that is, in a couple of years.
Some Things Should Remain Innocent
by Emily on November 3, 2010. [Humor Pieces]
I’d like to know who had the bright idea to make these essentially innocent, even “holy,” things into sexual toys.
My childhood memories are screaming for mercy!
I’m pretty sure if you use this you are certainly going to Hell.
I’ll never look at Hello Kitty in the same way again.
It’s not just the Christians going to Hell. The Buddhists aren’t reaching Nirvana if they use this.
Want to see more crazy adult toys that shouldn’t exist? Click here.
Psycho Therapy
This is therapy as Freud intended it. On the days he was coked out of his mind. (Warning: Adult Content)
Seriously Though, Vote!
Celebrities such as Aziz Ansari, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover and Alyssa Milano made this funny PSA to make sure YOU remember to vote today. Don’t let them down.
My Imaginary Friend is Fabio
Funny video, but the title seems a bit redundant. Everyone’s imaginary friend is Fabio. Right? No need to spell it out.
Totally Malarious
If you hate malaria as much as you love Ed Hardy, Jersey Shore and house music, then check out this report filed from Senegal by intrepid humanitarian Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll).
But watching the video alone won’t help, you should also check out Malaria No More, and donate at least the cost of one indoor tanning session.
The Misinformation Age
Jack Black is back in this long-awaited sequel to The Misinformant as corporate misinformation specialist Nathan Spewman.
If shilling had a middle name, it would be “Nathan Spewman.”
Or that could just be its full name.
What You Talkin’ ‘Bout, Willis?
Bruce Willis is one of the greatest movie stars of all time.
But does that prepare him for a rendezvous with the greatest interviewer since Larry King died*? (*unconfirmed, but likely) Here’s the newest episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
