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Cory Haim: 1980′s Tween Casanova
In recent years, eternally 15-year old pop star Justin Bieber and Twilight vampire/werewolf Robert Lautnerson have dominated the hearts and bedroom posters of tweenage girls. But who were tweens way back in 1989 pining for? Cory Haim of “the two Corys” fame, of course. Here is a video Haim made upon leaving his first rehab stint to ensure his middle school fan base that he was still ready to be their heartthrob throughout the 1990′s, surely. Assuming Jason Priestly and Luke Perry don’t come along, that is.
Adventures of the Pretentious Bum
Every neighborhood has one. That bum that’s always saying pretentious things. Ours lives on the corner stoop and is always going on about how he doesn’t own a TV and only watches documentaries and European cinema.
The Last Supper
Easter is coming. In other words, the most boring holiday of the year for adults is upon us. I remember the Easter egg hunt I went to as a kid featured a second hunt afterwards for adults. The eggs were filled with little liquor bottles. They seemed to have fun.
Other than that, every attempt I have seen to co-opt the holiday for childless adults and make it fun has bombed as hard as the Paas-coated eggs I used to hurl at cars. Point being, if you’re bored this Sunday, you’ll at least have this video to watch.
Singled Out: A Gallery of Eligible Singles
by shap on April 4, 2012. [Front,Huh?,Humor Pieces]
Match.com. eHarmony. J-Date. Christian Mingle. Sites like these have made millions from single people looking to enter a relationship, get laid or just find a platonic house husband. But sites that charge are just in it for the money.
ComedySmack is proud to announce it’s own, non-profit, online dating service. Below are the first crop of candidates. If someone catches your eye, and you want to pursue an epic romance with them, email info@comedysmack.com. So without further adieu, here are your eligible Bachelors and Bachelorettes:
Downton Arby’s
In the stratified class structure of Edwardian England, there was “upstairs,” there was “downstairs,” and (though much less covered in the history books and miniseries) there was “across the street at Arby’s.” Join the lives of some of that era’s most privileged, and downtrodden, as they engage in romance, wage inheritance struggles, and try to make sure the curly fries always come out extra soggy.
Donald Trump Vs. Sacha Baron Cohen
In perhaps the only interesting moment of last Sunday night’s Oscars, Sacha Baron Cohen (aka dictator Admiral Gen. Shabazz Aladeen) punk’d American Idol host Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet…and dictator Donald Trump is pissed
I Hate Being Single
One line people say today more than any other day of the year is probably “I hate being single.” So its more than appropriate for veteran comedy director/performer Rob Michael Hugel to debut his new series, “I Hate Being Single,” on Valentine’s Day. Created by and starring Rob, the series follows a NYC hipster-ish young man as he navigates life as a single male after a breakup.
Moves Better Than Jagger
When this kid took the dance floor at this wedding with a foxy lady, he showed all the men in the room how it’s done. This kid could be a coach on Dancing with the Stars, a contestant on America’s Got Talent, and still have plenty of left over time for the cougars.
Seinfeld Goes Super Bowling
This Sunday is the Super Bowl, which, for the advertising industry, is like the Super Bowl of commercial programming. With many of the ads trying to out-funny each other, here is one that’s ready to rumble, with Jerry Seinfeld (along with some of his best friends and Conan O’Brien’s worst enemies).
All-Stars: Model Behavior
All week we’ll be re-posting some of our favorite videos we’ve posted since we launched. Here’s “Surviving Geddes” from Walker & Cantrell. Remember Anne Geddes, that creepy photographer from the 80′s with the young models in the outrageous outfits? No? These ex-models wish they could forget too…
