Conan’s First Date

Conan O’Brien wants YOU to decide the first guest on Conan (TBS, Nov. 8th). He’s going to let a few other people vote, but this could come down to YOU. Ready to make history?

Here are my top three picks:

Myspace Tom is living, breathing history. Who better to teach youngsters what life was like back in 2006 than this guy? And he had class. I wish Zuckerberg had cared enough about me to friend me my first day on Facebook. I spent sixteen hours with zero friends.

Also in the interest of educating the youth, a man who can impart deep spiritual wisdom. Like which priests they should go to for religious guidance, and which priests they should only go to for religious guidance when security cameras are present.

I don’t know much about this lady besides her hit songs and the fact the she was born into aristocracy, but I think she sets a good example. Mainly in terms of fighting to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. But even more mainly because of the meat dresses. Science has proven that in a future of global warming and famine, the meat-clad will inherit the earth.

Vote here, and then check out the most recent video from Team Coco. It’s Conan O’Brien and UCB co-founder Ian Roberts improvising in a blimp…

 

Keeping Andy Handy

Andy Richter is getting back together with Conan. Again.

Is it just me, or are they starting to seem like Ross & Rachel on Friends?

Keep It Clean

Just because summer is over doesn’t mean Conan O’Brien is going to stop seducing the neighborhood from his driveway.