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Most Outrageous Moments of the 2012 GOP Presidential Primary (So Far)
From Gingrich’s downfall in May to Trump’s Pizza Summit with Palin to Romney’s flip flopping to Bachmann’s mentally challenging theories on how vaccines-cause-retardation to Perry’s “Oops” to Cain’s 999 problems (and lack of sexual misconduct allegations ain’t one)…
Who Wants To Be A Divorcionaire?
Kim Kardashian got paid $18 million for the rights to televise her wedding. She filed for divorce 72 days later. That’s over $10,000 for each hour of marriage. And they say classy prostitution died after the 1920′s. Nope. Still classy. Here’s SNL’s version.
Occupational Hazards
Am I in Groundhoug Day? Because Bill Murray was more believable as the guy who said something different everyday. Here’s The Daily Show with more on the protests and whether or not Romneycares.
The Next Andy Rooney!
by shap on October 6, 2011. [B-Roll,Smack Channels,TV,Web Shorts]
If you are distraught over the retirement of 60 Minutes‘ grumpy old man Andy Rooney, then have no fear. He’s not the only one who can do what he does. I know bitching about stuff looks easy, but it’s going to take a natural like The Daily Show writer Elliott Kalan…
Tomorrow’s Andy Rooney Today!
If, like some people, you are terribly distraught over the retirement of 60 Minutes‘ grumpy old man Andy Rooney, then have no fear. He’s not the only one who can do what he does. I know bitching about stuff on TV looks easy, but it’s going to take a natural like The Daily Show writer Elliott Kalan to pick up where Rooney bitched off. Because hating pink lemonade (it’s unnatural! there’s no pink lemons!) and stuff like that should be left to the pros.
From Elliott Kalan and Oren Brimer.
What Would Reagan Do?
Every time it seems like the candidates for the 2012 election are set in stone, someone gets knocked out and someone gets pushed in. In this clip, Bill Maher handicaps the primary prospects, from Herman H. Cain to Jesus H. Christ.
Debate and Switch (Candidates)
In case you missed it, here’s the GOP debate from the season premiere of SNL. How do they come up with this stuff!?
Scream Queen
Apparently, VH1 has a reality show called Ton of Cash where diminutive steroid casualties are allowed to indulge themselves in testosterone show-and-tells until they pass out. Watch the clip before The Situation sues for intellectual property theft.
Potential School Shooter Gunned Down By Popular Jock
As the old saying goes, “one nerd’s rights end where everyone else’s begin.”
Most Embarrassing Talent Show Auditions
This has been quite a summer for reality show talent competitions. First, American Idol ended with a ratings bang in May, proving it’s still a juggernaut. Then The Voice gave NBC it’s first hit since their 1970′s Evil Knievel miniseries (aside from a few in the 80′s and 90′s, but still, it’s been a while). Then America’s Got Talent scored its best season yet. And, finally, Glenn Beck got fired from Fox News as part of…
