By SmackTalk
“It’s a Wonderful Life” edited too much for television – George jumps off a bridge, right into a pile of cash from his friends. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 12/2
I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career. -Jim Gaffigan
SmackTalk for 11/8
I just read an article about Bank of America’s $6.23 billion profits and now there’s a $2.75 charge on my statement for “reading fees” -Erik Tanouye
SmackTalk for 10/26
by shap on October 26, 2011. [SmackTalk]
I’m surprised there are Occupy Oakland protests – I didn’t think anyone who was rich would want to live in Oakland. -Erik Tanouye
SmackTalk for 10/19
“Occupy Wall Street” should just shorten its name to “Wesleyan” -Jena Friedman
SmackTalk for 10/7
I like to impress the ladies by ordering everything in Spanish at a Chipotle. -Rob Kutner
SmackTalk for 10/3
I hope Doctors Without Borders is really thrilled that they finally shut down all those bookstores. -Wayne Federman
SmackTalk for 9/28
Happy Birthday, Google. What do you get the website that already has all of your personal data, banking info and browsing history? -Alex Blagg
Improv for Dummies
If you’ve ever taken an improv comedy class or, worse, have a bunch of friends who did, then you know that the only difference in degree between the nerdiness of Star Wars nerds and improv nerds is that at least Star Wars nerds aren’t acting out their Jedi fantasies in front of real people. Not to judge (I’ve taken improv too) but some great things just beg for judgement. Starring The Upright Citizen’s Brigade co-founder Matt Besser.
SmackTalk for 9/22
R.E.M. should’ve waited ’til 2012 to break-up so they could capitalize on The End of the World As We Know It. -Rob Lathan
