By SmackTalk
SmackTalk for 4/25
“I don’t need your help! I don’t need ANYBODY’S f*ckin’ help!” Drunk ground beef refusing Hamburger Helper. -Tyler Vasquez
SmackTalk for 4/16
Verizon customer service has been having “unusually high call volume” for 10 years. Congrats, guys! -Mike Birbiglia
SmackTalk for 3/27
You know Mitt Romney is conservative cos he keeps telling you how conservative he is. Like how Charlie Sheen did with Winning. -John Fugelsang
SmackTalk for 2/21
by shap on February 21, 2012. [SmackTalk]
Ron Paul’s campaign says Paul’s favorite food is chocolate chip cookies. Not eating them, making them inside a giant hollow tree. -Guy Nicolucci
SmackTalk for 2/14
I wonder what Newt Gingrich got his future fourth wife for Valentine’s Day? -Rex Huppke
SmackTalk for 2/8
You can learn a lot about a person by the way they read their auto-biography aloud. -Jen Statsky
SmackTalk for 2/2
“Congrats to Mitt Romney on the coveted “Donald Trump Exploits My Campaign Just To Shill His Apprentice Premiere” award.” -John Fugelsang
SmackTalk for 1/27/12
I had a weird dream that Santorum, Romney and Newt were all yelling at each other cause they thought they could be President. -Jamie Kilstein
Smack Talk for 1/13/12
Lady Gaga’s recipe for good skin: spinach and orgasms. Also Popeye’s idea of a great weekend, btw. -Frank Santopadre
SmackTalk for 2011
Sad to learn that the confetti dropped on Times Square was made by shredding orphans’ letters to Santa. -Joe Veix
