No, she didn’t actually bomb anything literally, but she did totally flub her lines on live TV! Which is almost as painful to watch.

Look, we know politicians serve us nothing but canned speeches and sound bites that their handlers and speech writers have prepared for them. That’s usually ok by me, they want to be able to spread their ideas as widely as possible and not look like an idiot. But you still have to have that stuff memorized! And if you don’t then you have no one to blame but your fifth-grade self who never learned your lines for the school play and totally embarrassed yourself in front of everyone you know.

Just be sure you didn’t also enact some highly divisive anti-immigration laws in your state before bombing on air.

Oh… Whoops. Good luck Governor Brewer!

Before there was Lady Gaga, there was Baby Gaga.

There is something so wrong about this little one dressed like this, not to mention all the scantily clad girls dancing around her. But, hey, we are allowed to exploit our children for the internet…Right? It’s not like she’ll remember this in a few years.