Category Archives: Newsworthy

The Blago Show

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has been proven to be an innocent man, may his accusers burn in hell! That is, if you consider every juror but one thinking he was guilty of everything to be a ringing exoneration. And we hear that one juror was just mad he got stuck with the Blago trial instead of Lindsay Lohan’s. At any rate, Blago went on The Daily Show to explain that while he may have lost his child-like innocence, he hasn’t lost his innocence on corruption charges…yet.

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Palinception

A Palin ’12 campaign could spell the end of Obama’s presidency. Or is that just what they want you to think? (Or is that just what they want you to think they want you to think?)

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Faithfully Unfaithful

In 1994, Newt Gingrich rode in as a knight in shining armor and seemingly saved our noble realm forever. Unfortunately, the immoral still abound. Including First Ladies who vacation outside the United States! Polygamists who marry clones! And men who cheat on wives who are dying of cancer! (Oh, wait, that last one was Newt).

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What Comes First: the Chicken or the McNugget Brawl?

Apparently the lady in this VIDEO’S new year’s resolution was, “You may take my life! But you will never take…my Chicken McNuggets!!!!”

We just hope she got a happy meal toy to play with in jail. We hear it gets lonely in there. With no McNuggets.

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School of Hard Crocks

Glenn Beck recently announced that he would be launching his very own institution of higher learning. The great thing is, if you have a computer, you’re already on campus! Political comedy outfit The Full Ginsburg unveils the first commecial for the surely soon-to-be Ivy League “Glenn Beck University.” Let the learning commence!

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Race Cards

Race is a tricky word in America. For example, it can mean either, “a contest of speed,” or “people related by common ethnic stock.” With more on race and racialism, here’s The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac.

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GETTING CAREY’D AWAY

Web Video: “Mariah Carey’s Wasted Acceptance Speech” (from YouTube)

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COMIC-IN-CHIEF

TV Clip: “Obama’s White House Correspondents Dinner Speech” (from HuffingtonPost.com)

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TERROR CELL

Cartoon Humor: “Madoff Behind Bars” (from Newsday)

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MCCAIN/PALIN

Political Comedy: “McCain’s Voicemail to Palin Leaked to Press” by Michael Weingartner and Lee Camp (from 236.com)

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