Illegal Use of the Hands

Soccer can be a lonely and boring game. You’re usually playing in a different country, getting screamed at and taunted by fans.

Sometimes all you want to do is reach out and touch someone.

But it’s soccer, you can’t use your hands, and you’re stuck chasing a ball around a large, open field populated by 21 other dudes. Unless . . . . .

The player received a red card….with a phone number on it.

Food for Thought (Not for Eating)

If you get the feeling that somethin’ aint right these days (ahem, Tea Party), Flight of the Conchords is one step ahead of you.

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

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