Greatest Academic Advisor Ever?

Who knew The University of Wisconsin-Whitewater was so bodacious? I bet she totally knows all the classes that are blazing, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge.

I was referring to marijuana.

Via Buzzfeed

Chris Klein deserves every award ever.

Everything Chris Klein Says in “The Legend of Chun Li” from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.

Everyone can stop talking about the Oscars now (people are talking about them, right?). We have our winner right here folks. Go ahead and give him the full EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony for those non-30-Rock-watchers), he mastered the form of acting. The ghost of Sir Laurence Olivier weeps. None before, none after. There is only one Chris Klein.

What do you mean that movie is past it’s eligibility?! Give it to posthumously! That’s what that word means, right?

Youtube’s most boring videos

Everyone loves Youtube. It’s a great video sharing site and will someday help Google take over the world. But it also has some incredibly boring videos. Videos that make you scream in  your head, “who wanted to film this? Who got a camera and actually filmed this? Who actually took the time to upload and why am I still watching this?”

And really, I’m not expecting you to suffer through these videos like I did. Just know that they’re out there and someone is watching (me) and you should be doing something more fun with your time.

First up, the classics. You can literally watch paint dry and the grass grow thanks to the wonders of the internet!

Want to see a girl sneeze? Sure. Why not.

I’m sure when whoever invented youtube they envisioned it full of such helpful videos:

And finally, here’s a guy lifting some weights. Not a lot of weights either. And not really lifting them that well too. Man, this video is so borzzzzzzzzzzz

Thanks internet!