If, like some people, you are terribly distraught over the retirement of 60 Minutes‘ grumpy old man Andy Rooney, then have no fear. He’s not the only one who can do what he does. I know bitching about stuff on TV looks easy, but it’s going to take a natural like The Daily Show writer Elliott Kalan to pick up where Rooney bitched off. Because hating pink lemonade (it’s unnatural! there’s no pink lemons!) and stuff like that should be left to the pros.

From Elliott Kalan and Oren Brimer.

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