The Fall is in full swing now, which means that nearly every school and college in the country has herded their students back to class. But schools aren’t always the pinnacles of joyful learning and scholarship we imagine them to be. Here’s a look at what our country’s greatest resource, our youth, has to look forward to in the 2011-2012 year:

Though Mitzi was very excited to start kindergarten, she felt that the jury was still out on her teacher.

“Which guy with a prosthetic leg in a mermaid suit standing in front of my house are you talking about? Oh, that one? Um…yea, that’s my Dad.”

Rejecting the idea that you peak in high school, Dustyn decided not to peak at all.

Jimbo’s infamous cry of “Get in muh belly!” sent shivers down the spine of the opposing team.

It’s signs like this we can blame for the dramatic rise in juvenile demand for juvenile breast implants.

Thirty five years later, long after most of this bad 70′s fashion has gone of style, the kid in the front middle keeps the faith that the plaid half-apron will still make a comeback.

A typical science fair experiment in one of the schools that banned Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” nutrition program.

The principal and teaching staff found it odd that so many of the students were calling in sick for tomorrow despite being at school today.

Little did Brad know that when the University of Oregon coach said, “Keep your eye on the Beavers,” he was actually talking about Oregon State.

Simon saw this and realized that maybe his parents decision to transfer him out of private school might work out after all.

Finally, if you are just starting college and are considering going Greek, check out this “hip hop” video where the University of Alabama’s sorority girls make their best case.