God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President
by shap on July 20, 2011. [B-Roll,Humor Pieces,Smack Channels]
I can’t wait to see who he ends up endorsing instead. I hear he’s considering Obama, but mainly just to set the stage for Biden/Jesus in 2016.
God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President (From The Onion)
AUSTIN, TX—Describing Texas Gov. Rick Perry as grossly unqualified for the position, God, the Creator and Ruler of the Universe, urged Perry not to run for president of the United States Wednesday. “I prayed last night and asked the Lord to support my candidacy, and He said no,” Perry told reporters outside the Texas Capitol, explaining that God had cited the governor’s rejection of…
