Archive for July 20th, 2011

God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President

I can’t wait to see who he ends up endorsing instead. I hear he’s considering Obama, but mainly just to set the stage for Biden/Jesus in 2016. (From The Onion)

Most Embarrassing Talent Show Auditions

This has been quite a summer for reality show talent competitions. First, American Idol ended with a ratings bang in May, proving it’s still a juggernaut. Then The Voice gave NBC it’s first hit since their 1970′s Evil Knievel miniseries (aside from a few in the 80′s and 90′s, but still, it’s been a while). Then America’s Got Talent scored its best season yet. And, finally, Glenn Beck got fired from Fox News as part of…

The Good Neighbor Minute: “Sara Schaefer & Scott Moran”

There’s an ancient saying (probably Greek or Cave Man) that goes, “Party all night, sleep all day!” Sounds pretty good. That is, unless you can’t sleep all day because you have a job and your friendly neighbor Katina is the one throwing the party. And the only guest…

SmackTalk for 7/22

by shap on July 20, 2011. [SmackTalk]

“Michelle Bachmann’s husband is obviously gay” – Helen Keller (from Eli Braden)