If you’ve ever had a social media guru/start-up entrepreneur pitch their services to you, then you know the drill. They razzle dazzle you with complex jargon and promises of groundbreaking cutting edgery until you don’t know which way is up. But if you listen really closely, you realize that for all their hip technobabble, the only thing they’re actually good at is dropping terms like “trend-specific twittersphere aggregationizing” and “cross-platform SEO paradigm shifting” with a straight face. This video basically nails it…