Funny UCB actor/improviser Paul Welsh stars in this video (as the evil doctor) about poison. And not the mild kind that involves Bret Michaels and STDs, but the even deadlier kind that could care less about every rose or its thorns.

Catch Paul this Thursday, May 26th in his one man show at the UCB Theatre entitled Men In Paintings: A Night At The Crisp Family Hall Of Portraits. Finally, a show that answers the age old question of what happens when your entire family dies in a hot air balloon crash leaving a bearded, agoraphobic slob and the family’s most noted Dickhead to vie for the family fortune. You can reserve tickets here.