Today, May 21st, 2011 is the day of the Rapture, the apocalyptic day when the earth shalt be destroyed, the Faithful shalt flourish and the evil shalt rue the day that they never rued that the day that wert sinners.

So what better day to pick up Apocalypse How, the guide to the end times by Rob Kutner, current writer on Conan and former Emmy-winning writer for The Daily Show.

From sections on sex and dating in case you are, indeed, the last man on earth to The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Petty Tyrants, Apocalypse How includes everything you need to know to make the best of utter death, destruction and devastation.

From what I hear, even Rapture predictor/Christian radio host Harold Camping has a copy in each of his vacation homes- including the one he purchased in Santa Barbara last month.

Here are some videos produced in conjunction with the book that will get you started preparing for a relatively healthy and happy Apocalypse. Because who says hell on Earth can’t be fun?

Fashion Trends for the End with Kristen Schaal and Aasif Mandvi

John Oliver’s Literature Rodeo: Apocalypse Edition

Catastrophic Careers with Elliot Kalan