As we all know, there’s a group of men out there right now who feel like the biggest badasses in the history of the world.

Winning the Superbowl on ecstasy? Eh, boring. Wrestling an 800 pound gorilla for his pile of magic sapphires? Impressive, kinda. A threesome with Helen of Troy and Helen Keller on top of Mount Vesuvius? Epic, but barely.

Try as you might, Seal Team Six has you beat. Only one problem…a pesky little thing called classified intel.

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