In case you haven’t heard, the most inspiring woman in politics since Geraldine Ferraro (R.I.P.), the woman who knows which Congressmen are working to overturn the U.S. Government, the woman who can help us take our country back from people with foreign names, Rep. Michele Bacmann (R-MN), is almost definitely running for President.

But she isn’t running alone. Sure, after she sweeps her way through the Republican primaries and scores the nomination, she’ll have to select a VP nominee. But that’s just for show. The real man behind the Bachmann plan is God, and his sidekick and out-of-wedlock child, Jesus.

Here is Rep. Bachmann (Sara Benincasa) on her relationship with the almighty and how she, Jesus and the big G-O-D plan on taking this country back. To the stone age.