If you are a child of the 80′s like me, chances are that Falkor bully chasing scene in The Neverending Story is what inspired you to finally stand up to your tormentors. Unfortunately, in my case, riding in on my flightless Springer Spaniel didn’t have quite the same effect. Though that’s another story, worthy of it’s own movie.

Fortunately, I turned out marginally okay, but what became of Bastian’s bullies? Last time we saw them, they were cowering in a dumpster. Now, courtesy of comedy group Rue Brutalia, here they are as thirtysomethings…

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