Archive for January, 2011
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
You can always count on our legal system to be fair and balanced.
Oh, wait, that’s Fox News.
Michele Bachmann Prepares For Her Tea Party Speech
Last night Tea Party hero Rep. Michele Bachmann delivered a rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union speech with all the intellectual vigor of a Teletubbies episode and all the eloquence of a Jersey Shore cast member. But if her epic speech left you hungry for more Bachmann, don’t you worry, she has plenty more to say. In this video, Michele (Sara Benincasa) answers fan mail and unveils a plan that could keep our children from becoming sexual deviants.
SmackTalk for 1/27
You can tell which are the Tea Partiers because when Obama approaches they discreetly clutch their wallets. -Rob Kutner
GameStop Girl: A Love Story
by Emily on January 26, 2011. [Smack Channels,Web Shorts]
I’ve considered working at GameStop, if only to get a discount on games. But then I see videos like this and remember that nerds are too awkward to handle girls that plays videogames.
SmackTalk for 1/26
There Obama goes, playin’ the “race to win the future” card again. -David Baker
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The Celebrity: Episode 1
A COMEDYSMACK ORIGINAL VIDEO
Meet Harley Madison, the ultimate celebrity heiress who only lacks one thing: celebrity. Fortunately Harley has big plans for her reality-show-in-the-making.
Having talent is so yesterday. Being famous for being famous is so right now.
Strangers with Tubed Meat
Amy Sedaris shows off her expertise in frankfurter handling with a demo from her new book Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People.
SmackTalk for 1/25
Today’s weather forecast for New York is Oh God Why with a slight chance of Are You F*cking Kidding Me. -Joe Veix
Sexy Mannequin
Speaking of Brett Favre, it’s not every day you get to observe a future sexual harasser in the making, but this kid…
