Then she forgot to invite Della Reese, Maya Angelou, and Diana Ross, so she decided, instead, to do something only Oprah could: invite, like, every famous living Black American lady* (and Gayle, duh) to her California estate for a three-day weekend that included a luncheon, a black-tie gala, and a “gospel brunch.”

And you KNOW John Travolta came because if Coretta Scott King paved the way for anybody, it’s Danny Zuko herself!

All of it — from the excessive preparation to the actual ceremonies — was captured on camera for a one-time hour-long special that is some of the most insane television you will ever see, featuring bad poetry, Chaka Khan getting overheating, and Ashanti trying to cobble together full sentences. Oh, and a lot of crying. Lots and lots of crying. And hats! Enormous, intricate hats!