by shap on December 30, 2010. [Newsworthy,Web Shorts]
Tucker Carlson (aka comedian Lucas Held) wants you to know that even though he hasn’t been in the news for a while until this week, he’s still super newsworthy.
Sidenote: (this is just for the real Tucker) I hear C-Span 2 is hiring for a new 3AM host. You should apply online.
Standup comic and star of NBC’s hilarious Parks & Recreation, Aziz Ansari, performed the ceremonial “first mow” of the season at the Sheep Meadow. The mow, on behalf of the Central Park Conservatory, signaled the reopening of the Sheep Meadow this coming weekend. Ansari’s Tom Haverford will no doubt be there first thing Saturday morning selling SnakeJuice from a rolling cooler.
Donald Trump Vs. Sacha Baron Cohen
In perhaps the only interesting moment of last Sunday night’s Oscars, Sacha Baron Cohen (aka dictator Admiral Gen. Shabazz Aladeen) punk’d American Idol host Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet…and dictator Donald Trump is pissed
GOP Introduces New “Mystery Candidate” With Paper Bag Over Head
Video from The Onion or real life situation? If Rick Santorum wins Michigan, probably both…
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
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