Actually, to be completely accurate, he takes on a children’s book of one of the Bible’s most famous stories.

Personally, I wasn’t forced to spend a lot of time in church as a kid. My parents believed in things like evolution and man-made global warming and common sense, so pretty much the only mythical thing we really had shoved down our throats was Santa Claus. And I totally called BS on that one my senior year of high school.

But the one actual Bible story I always had the biggest problem with was the one where a prostitute rubs perfume all over herself and then gives Jesus a sensual massage with it, after which he says he’ll make sure she gets into heaven (Luke 7:36-50). My main thing is, and I would extend this to Charlie Sheen, why would an A-lister need prostitutes?

Anyway, here’s Ricky Gervais on Noah’s Ark…