Sarah Palin‘s tweets couldn’t resemble a tweenage girl’s more if she was outsourcing them to Willow Palin. Which she probably is.

After all, this fall Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars did most of the heavy lifting in terms of publicity for Sarah Palin’s new book and her impending 2012 Presidential run.

Here’s a couple of examples of Sarah’s (Willow’s) handiwork:

“& mama bear doesn’t look 2 anyone else 2 hand her anything; biologists say she works harder than males, is provider/protector for the future” (from @SarahPalinUSA)

“elected is replaceable; Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site” (from @SaraPalinUSA)

And here’s Jon Stewart on the media’s obsession with Mama Grizzly’s tweets.