Archive for November 19th, 2010
Books, Reportedly
Nobody reads actual, physical books anymore. The sale of 11 books gets you to the top of the New York Times Best Seller list. The only way to get eyes on your scribes is to have a unique and intriguing title.
Hogwarts Tech
Finally wizards have a safety school too.
Written by Kerry McGuire. Directed by Brandon Bassham.
Tactical Joke
You’ve got shotguns, you’ve got ski masks, your kid is having a sleep over, and you’ve got a video camera.
Fact is kids are scared easily. And as a parent, if you gotta wash their urine soaked pants, you might as well be the reason they pissed themselves.
Harry Potter and the Rated X Movie
by Emily on November 19, 2010. [Film,Smack,Smack Channels]
I’m a Potter Head through and through. I’ve read all the books over ten times, seen the movies at midnight, rewatched them to bitch at what was wrong, and even dress up as “sexy” Harry Potter. I’ve pretty much seen it all…Except this.
A part of the Potter fan inside me feels like I should be angry at how they besmirched the name of Harry Potter. But the video editor in me is saying ‘Great editing skill!” I’m just glad this isn’t a real movie.
Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb
I’d totally be down for this, but I already put money into this mass cremation thing Tyra Banks is doing.
