For decades, celebrities have been sneaking off to foreign countries to film some of the most outrageous commercials ever made. Their only consolation was that no one back home would ever see them. That was before the age of YouTube.

Here is a video collection of some of the most absurd, confusing and downright scandalous commercials made by celebrities in foreign lands:

If you pay attention, this really is the perfect biopic of Charlie Sheen’s life.

After shelling out big bucks to cast her, the makers of this Belgian ad for Scotch told Sharon Stone they didn’t give a damn if Basic Instinct came out twenty years ago.

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The young Britney Spears in this candy commercial had no idea that one day she’d fulfill her girlhood dream of paying six figures a month in spousal support to a backup dancer.

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Two VH1 reality shows later, Hulk Hogan now looks at this as the dignified part of his career.

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Apparently, Arnold Schwarzenegger does not have the same status as the Hulkster in Japan. They actually made the Governator learn his lines in Japanese.

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Speaking of the face of Conan the Barbarian, this is what that movie would have looked like if Cindy Crawford was the barbarian and the director drank LSD for breakfast.

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Paris Hilton in a Brazilian beer commercial. Tragically, the Brazilian government decided to ban this commercial, but not everything else she’s ever done.

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Ben Stiller, the crew, the director and everyone else must have been sampling the product the day they shot this ad for a sake-infused soda.

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If only Hugh Jackman had brought this much enthusiasm to the set of Swordfish.

FYI He pulled in a cool five million for this five day shoot.

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Proof that an actual video game about Mariah Carey engaging in activities with a weird Japanese man would be epic.

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Leonardo DiCaprio in a pre-Titanic car commercial. This is what happens when Growing Pains residuals start to dry up.

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Sources close to Mel Gibson say that he blames all his current problmes on the lifetime supply of Asahi beer he got for doing this commercial.

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This Chinese ad for hair gel starring Orlando Bloom seems longer than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy playing on a loop for a month.

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Only the Japanese would make Pee Wee Herman ratchet up his weirdness factor.

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