There is no denying that everyone’s favorite GE/NBC executive Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) is chock full of capitalist wisdom, conservative aphorisms and social bon mots.

Here are a few gems:

“Never badmouth synergy.”

“I have faith in things I can see and buy and deregulate.”

“The Italians have a saying, Lemon. ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ And although they’ve never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct.”

“Rich 50 is middle class 38.”

Read the rest of the 30 Rock guru’s sage advice here on the Huffington Post.

And here’s a clip of Mr. Donaghy getting some therapy himself.

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