by tom on October 29, 2010. [Huh?,Smack]
Listen up advertising agencies: If your looking to hire a new copywriter you can forget about Careerbuilder, Craigslist, and Monster. You need to hit the streets with a pocket full of nickles to find your new creative wiz kid.
These guys have a wealth of catchy slogans…. they also have a shopping cart….. and that’s about it.
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Cory Haim: 1980′s Tween Casanova
In recent years, eternally 15-year old pop star Justin Bieber and Twilight vampire/werewolf Robert Lautnerson have dominated the hearts and bedroom posters of tweenage girls. But who were tweens way back in 1989 pining for? Cory Haim of “the two Corys” fame, of course. Here is a video Haim made upon leaving his first rehab stint to ensure his middle school fan base that he was still ready to be their heartthrob throughout the 1990′s, surely. Assuming Jason Priestly and Luke Perry don’t come along, that is.
Singled Out: A Gallery of Eligible Singles
Match.com. eHarmony. J-Date. Christian Mingle. Sites like these have made millions from single people looking to enter a relationship, get laid or just find a platonic house husband. But sites that charge are just in it for the money.
ComedySmack is proud to announce it’s own, non-profit, online dating service. Below are the first crop of candidates. If someone catches your eye, and you want to pursue an epic romance with them, email info@comedysmack.com. So without further adieu, here are your eligible Bachelors and Bachelorettes:
The Top 10 Worst Celebrity & Entertainment Moves of 2011
Lots of stuff happened in 2011. Sad stuff like Ryan Reynolds’ triple whammy of Green Lantern and divorce and Green Lantern. Bad stuff like Casey Anthony getting away with…a 7-figure book deal. And rad stuff like Bridesmaids and…
Tom is a noted drinker of water, breather of air and upright walker. Tom studied Journalism in college, after which he was never published, but was friends of a friend of someone who was. At 26 years old he still gets a Hess Truck for Christmas and won’t eat cheese. Tom is essentially a bearded 8 year old. He is the rare individual who enjoys both watching television as well as movies.
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