by Emily on October 28, 2010. [Web Shorts]
I’ve been playing Super Mario ever since I could hold a controller in my hand, and never have I ever questioned Bowser’s minions. These minions are pissed and make some great points.
Cory Haim: 1980′s Tween Casanova
In recent years, eternally 15-year old pop star Justin Bieber and Twilight vampire/werewolf Robert Lautnerson have dominated the hearts and bedroom posters of tweenage girls. But who were tweens way back in 1989 pining for? Cory Haim of “the two Corys” fame, of course. Here is a video Haim made upon leaving his first rehab stint to ensure his middle school fan base that he was still ready to be their heartthrob throughout the 1990′s, surely. Assuming Jason Priestly and Luke Perry don’t come along, that is.
Adventures of the Pretentious Bum
Every neighborhood has one. That bum that’s always saying pretentious things. Ours lives on the corner stoop and is always going on about how he doesn’t own a TV and only watches documentaries and European cinema.
I was only a little kid in the 1980′s, but I hear this product used to fly off the shelves like the iPod 4.
I'm a 22 year old graduate of SUNY New Paltz. Interning for Comedy Smack is one of the coolest things I've ever done in my life. I'm a self proclaimed geek, and could waste my life away playing video games and watching old Nickelodeon cartoons. Rocko's Modern Life anyone? But don't be fooled. This geek is more than can ever be expected.
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