When I lived in LA a few years back, I did one year hard time living just a block off Greek row near the USC campus. Everyday I’d see gaggles of cackling coeds swarming the sidewalks, all with the exact same bleached blonde hair, pink cell phones and attractive-but-annoying faces. What made it worse is that this was the year Star Wars: Attack of the Clones dropped, so everyone was nervous about clones to begin with.

Fortunately for everyone else, they’ve never revolted. Unfortunately for them, they leave their local SVU units with their work cut out for them…

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