Archive for October 8th, 2010
Minori-Tea Party
Tea Partiers are all about hating on “scary minorities.” But let’s be honest: if the “scary minorities” suddenly disappeared, where would the Tea Party be?
They’d be Wile E. Coyote without the Road Runner. Sad, confused, and not very entertaining on TV. Kind of like Mitt Romney.
Here’s Stephen Colbert with more…
Nothing Like A Wet Pussy
Or twenty wet pussies. Twenty wet (and not so happy) pussies to be exact. Whether it is a sad pussy or an angry one, we have them!
They kind of resemble gremlins, don’t you think?
Saturday Night Fever
You may know Jane Lynch from the little known, rarely talked about show Glee. Or from her hilarious roles in movies like Best in Show and Role Models.
Or from this promo for Saturday Night Live, which she is hosting this weekend. If you’ve already seen it, that is. If you haven’t, watch it here for the first time!
If you have, engage in an activity that causes short term memory loss, and then watch it here for the first time!
Moustache Ride
by tom on October 8, 2010. [Huh?,Smack]
A couple of weeks ago we showed you a new car accessory: “Car Lashes”
Eye lashes for a car? That’s ridiculous! Everyone knows that cars are boys (except for convertibles, those are girls.) Thankfully there is a product available to let everyone know that your ’93 Toyota Corolla is all man: Carstache.
The New Silly Bandz
Silly Bandz are all the rage with children. You must collect them all. And now there is even more fun with Roundzyz! Collect every circle!
Right Wing Radio Duck
Donald Duck meets Glenn Beck in this mashup of classic Disney cartoons and far right ideology.
Walt Disney might not be thrilled about this, since he was a Nazi sympathizer and Glenn Beck hates Nazis.
Although, to be fair, Glenn Beck thinks Nazis were Germans who thought children should have affordable health care.
Beatle Juice
In celebration of what would be John Lennon‘s 70th birthday this weekend, 30 Rock producer/writer Ron Weiner wrote and stars in this video that Lennon probably would have made if he were still with us.
Which begs the question: what video would Ringo be making if he were still with us? Or is he? Was he one of The Beatles or The Monkees? The 60′s are still a blur for me.
“Grandmum” co-stars SNL writer Paula Pell and was co-directed by Nick Bernardone.
Going to the Gem
Like most Americans, I’ve spent most of my life wondering why there isn’t a product to make all my diamonds look super sparkly. But last week, if you’d told me that genius scientists had invented one, I would have said, “That’s great, but I’m saving up for a product that gives me super powers. And I can’t afford both.”
Little did that idiot who would have been me in that scenario know that because of the people at Dazzle Stik, I can have both! Thank you Dazzle Stik!
