On Friday, Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report, testified before Congress about stuff that’s, like, for serious. What’s next, Stuart Smalley running for Senate? Here is a video and some highlights from Mr. Colbert’s “set” before Congress…

“I certainly hope that my star power can bump this hearing all the way up
to CSPAN-1.”

“This is America. I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, then served by a Venezuelan, in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.”

“I’m not a fan of the government doing anything. But I’ve got to ask: Why isn’t the government doing anything? Maybe this Add Jobs Bill would help. I don’t know. Like most members of Congress, I haven’t read it.”

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