Archive for September 26th, 2010

Chris Klein deserves every award ever.

Everything Chris Klein Says in “The Legend of Chun Li” from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.

Everyone can stop talking about the Oscars now (people are talking about them, right?). We have our winner right here folks. Go ahead and give him the full EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony for those non-30-Rock-watchers), he mastered the form of acting. The ghost of Sir Laurence Olivier weeps. None before, none after. There is only one Chris Klein.

What do you mean that movie is past it’s eligibility?! Give it to posthumously! That’s what that word means, right?

Round Zero

As the culture wars heat up in this country, and the fight between left and right gets uglier, it’s important to remember what both sides have in common. So if anyone can remember, please let us know.

In the meantime, here’s a clip from the season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

Mr. Colbert Goes To Washington

On Friday, Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report, testified before Congress about stuff that’s, like, for serious. What’s next, Stuart Smalley running for Senate? Here is a video and some highlights from Mr. Colbert’s “set” before Congress…

SmackTalk for 9/27

by shap on September 26, 2010. [SmackTalk]

Writing a TV pilot about depressed high school kids just so I can call it, “Saved By The Bell Jar”. -Julia Segal

Live Comedy: Entertaining the Bartender

Entertaining the Bartender @Angels & Kings The very entertaining Jena Friedman hosts a new installment of her hit variety show. Featuring: Kurt Braunohler, Jane Borden, Kara Klenk, Nick Turner, James Harris, Ryan Hamilton and more! What: Variety Show When: Weds., Sep. 29th @ 8:30p Where: Angels and Kings, NYC How Much: FREE

Youtube’s most boring videos

Everyone loves Youtube. It’s a great video sharing site and will someday help Google take over the world. But it also has some incredibly boring videos. Videos that make you scream in  your head, “who wanted to film this? Who got a camera and actually filmed this? Who actually took the time to upload and why am I still watching this?”

And really, I’m not expecting you to suffer through these videos like I did. Just know that they’re out there and someone is watching (me) and you should be doing something more fun with your time.

First up, the classics. You can literally watch paint dry and the grass grow thanks to the wonders of the internet!

Want to see a girl sneeze? Sure. Why not.

I’m sure when whoever invented youtube they envisioned it full of such helpful videos:

And finally, here’s a guy lifting some weights. Not a lot of weights either. And not really lifting them that well too. Man, this video is so borzzzzzzzzzzz

Thanks internet!

What A Lucky Bear

I understand seat belts can be uncomfortable. But both the name of this bear and where it sits is even more uncomfortable. The only thing that can’t be denied is the appropriateness of the name.

This bear is one lucky guy.

Who are you associated with?

This day and age, it is all in who you know. I’m surprised they didn’t mention they were on Facebook and all your friends liked it. Why didn’t you like it?

I like sandwiches too. Guess I’ll see this. Sweet!