The Onion hits you where it hurts

Man, you know those jokes that just hit you right at the bottom of your gut because you know you shouldn’t be laughing or even finding it funny yet here you are laughing at the sheer size of the balls of the guy who said it? Yeah, The Onion does that here.

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Singled Out: A Gallery of Eligible Singles

Match.com. eHarmony. J-Date. Christian Mingle. Sites like these have made millions from single people looking to enter a relationship, get laid or just find a platonic house husband. But sites that charge are just in it for the money.

ComedySmack is proud to announce it’s own, non-profit, online dating service. Below are the first crop of candidates. If someone catches your eye, and you want to pursue an epic romance with them, email info@comedysmack.com. So without further adieu, here are your eligible Bachelors and Bachelorettes:

The Top 10 Worst Celebrity & Entertainment Moves of 2011

Lots of stuff happened in 2011. Sad stuff like Ryan Reynolds’ triple whammy of Green Lantern and divorce and Green Lantern. Bad stuff like Casey Anthony getting away with…a 7-figure book deal. And rad stuff like Bridesmaids and…

Disorganized Religion: A Gallery of Society Stuffed with Piety

Several world religions celebrate holidays this time of year. Here is a festive look we wanted to share again at how religion amuses, confuses and binds us to the galaxy.