Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad
by shap on September 5, 2010. [Humor Pieces]
In this article from The Onion, Lance Armstrong has a secret. But can we trust ourselves to be cool about it?
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Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
