Smack Talk for 8/30
by shap on August 29, 2010. [SmackTalk]
I’ve learned that saying, “I can’t wait to see the red carpet” works much better on Emmy night as opposed to on a first date. -Jon Friedman
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About shap
Shap Sweeney is Editor-in-Chief of ComedySmack and a rumored 2012 Presidential candidate. He is the veteran of two wars, and was decorated by former President George Washington (I-VA) for distinguished service in the Continential Army. As a comedy writer, he has worked with top producers and talent including Buster Keaton, Shakespeare and Don Johnson. His first book, Gone With The Wind, has been sold to Hollywood for three figures.
