Archive for November, 2009
WoodyAllenDepositOVERHEARD
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.” -Woody Allen
AN ELECTRIFYING SPILLER
by shap on November 23, 2009. [Web Shorts]
Web Video: “When Spills Happen” by The Kim and Amey Show (on UCBcomedy.com)
ChrisMattaCheatingOVERHEARD
“I got a divorce. I cheated, I was the a**hole. But we were separated. Not legally. She was at work. What am I supposed to do from 9 to 5?” -Chris Matta
KimmelPalinRunOVERHEARD
“People see Sarah Palin as a candidate in 2012. Some people have started giving money to her campaign. For instance, she just received a very generous check from Barack Obama to run.” –Jimmy Kimmel
DaveAttellModelOVERHEARD
“I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn’t really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.” -Dave Attell
